*i appear in a forest and set down sulfer, magnesium, phosphoros, carbon, fat, lime, and water in a circle then start chanting and all of a sudden a small little baby rat appears in the middle of the circle* my...doll....its a friggin RAT? aw man....
newborn rat: hey i got feelings boss!
me: oh...you can talk...so my doll....is a freakin rat...who talks...great....JUST great...
newborn rat: hey ur really hurtin' me boss....besides...you aint even seen the real me hehe
me: eh?
newborn rat: hehe... *his eyes flicker to the left and he see's a wolf about to pounce me* say the magic words boss...
me: Zeige Dich!
newborn rat: *his eyes glow light green for a second and he transforms into an oselot-sized red...cat thingy and he attacks the wolf and kills it with ease*
me:...i'm keeping you rat-thingy ^^
newborn rat: call me stinko
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:16 am