Jono's House

*appears and grabs some cold pizza from my fridge and plops down onto the couch and starts to watch Deal or No Deal* god why is my tv always on this show...

*is at the window laughing*

TAKE THE DEAL YOU IDIOT!!!!
lady on tv: no deal!
me: DUMBASS!
host (i forgot his name ^^) now it is time to open ur briefcase...it could either be 5 dollars...or 500,000 dollars
lady: lets do it! *she opens it and its 5 dollars* no...
me: IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

*laughs and almost falls off the roof*

*the next show comes on and its the moment of truth* oh sweet
host: do you think i'm hot?
guy: uhh.....yes?
host: you lose! im ugly as shit!

*laughs and almost falls off instead falling thoguh the window onto your floor*

ahh!!!! nazi's! *i grab an army helmet and dive behind my couch and take a bite from my pizza*

you dont have to worry

*i poke my head up* oh its u ten ^^ *stands up and throws my helmet out the broken window and scarfs down the rest of my pizza and gulps* whats up?

not much just bored

*comes out of jonos bathroom with a frisbee* here, no strings attatched ^_^

*catches the frisbee and throws it back* stay in there....*sits back down* wanna watch moment of truth? the host has low self esteem so its funny ^^

*laughs* sure

ok...*walks back in and closes the door*

*gets her some pizza and throws a raw steak into the bathroom*
host: have you ever been attracted to ur husbands friends?
lady:...yes
host: correct...are you attracted to me?
lady: u already said that to the other guy?
host: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

*laughs* he's an idiot

*sneaks out of the bathroom and gos to jonouchis room and lays down on his bed with snickamaru*

*puts a fat cat named kiki inside the room and locks it from the outside* hahaha.... yes he is isn't he? *it goes to commercial and i surf through channels*
peter griffin: remember that time i was the 3rd hardy boy?
me:*changes channel*
tweetie bird: i tot i taw a puddy tat!
me: *changes it*
lady: here at shop erotic u can buy all ur sexual needs!
me: OH GOD! *changes it quickly and breaths hard as moment of truth comes back on*

*laughs* you have that channle:P

i have a roommate *looks around* he's out of town... *the closet door opens and a limp hands falls out*

who'd you kill?

*cuddles with snickamay and kiki/terrence and then randomly she runs to the door and says " I demand a recount!"*

nobody...especially not my roommate bwahahha...of course not....who would kill that perverted bastard? *closes the closet door*

*escapes out the window with terrence and shuts the it before snickers has a chance to jump through*

*laughs* it doesent matter to me i kill every day